"Listen, you rednecked Irishman, Rabbi Schwartz will marry my David to your daughter!"
"In a pig's eye, Goldman! They'll be married right ... In a church!"
Read all about "Jewish David" and "Irish Eileen" in Valley's Jewcy.com article, "When Jewish David Met Irish Eileen
Jewcy's resident humorist examines intermarriage, 1970s-style".