Photo courtesy of CK1
Can I book an hour of couch time?
Subject: I did it all for the cookie
Message: Wall Street, law school, now cookies. You're in it for the DOUGH!
I typically only date Presidents but I would be willing to lower the bar and make an exception here.
If we went on a date I think I could overcome the fact that you bear an uncanny resemblance to my sister.
Would be great to make you laugh so you become like silly puddy. Then we could press you against a newspaper and make an impression of the newsprint.
If I was a defense attorney, every night when I went to sleep, I'd shout, "The defense rests!"
You got me thinking, am I a man who knows what he's doing in bed? Well, I know I'm reaching over to carve another notch on the bedpost, and sometimes I'm phoning my mates to tell them I've scored again. I'm kidding. These days it's all about text messaging.
NB: I actually did hear back from this gal, and we went on a date. She confessed that all the bedroom talk was just a way to lure men into sending her outrageous responses for a social experiment she is conducting. We are sure to be best of friends.
In response to your essay, I must confess: I am not a reader. It's not that I don't like to read ... I CAN'T read! I never learned how. Sure, I can write, but I can never go back and read what I've written to make corrections. (You may be asking, how did I read your letter? Easy: Helper monkey)
Subject: I'm Prince Farming
Message: I don't know how charming I am, but I was born on a farm.
[...] To maintain your reputation as an MBA from a top university, you should correct the typo with "atrractive" in that last paragraph.
P.S. -- You dig sharks, eh? I have an ancient fossilized 4" long shark tooth (that's not a pickup line).
Subject: Aphasia got me in a haze-ia
I'm trying to come up with a way to say, "I'm not negative", but that in itself is a double negative.
Do you have a photo to go with that small frame of yours?