This Pesach I got to join my sister Sandy and her husband Todd with their daughter--my new baby niece, Lola--for seder with Todd's family in Philly! As the youngest child it was Lola's responsibility to recite the four questions, but she ended up drinking way too much wine (from Elijah's cup, no less!), and pretty much passed out for the entire seder. Man she was p0wnt!
I spent most of my visit just hanging with Lola. We have a lot of interests in common, namely taking naps and waking up. And we both still get carded for alcohol. Also we both rarely shave yet have baby smooth skin.
Okay, so I'll admit, I think I want one.