This Pesach I got to join my sister Sandy and her husband Todd with their daughter--my new baby niece, Lola--for seder with Todd's family in Philly! As the youngest child it was Lola's responsibility to recite the four questions, but she ended up drinking way too much wine (from Elijah's cup, no less!), and pretty much passed out for the entire seder. Man she was p0wnt!
I spent most of my visit just hanging with Lola. We have a lot of interests in common, namely taking naps and waking up. And we both still get carded for alcohol. Also we both rarely shave yet have baby smooth skin.
Okay, so I'll admit, I think I want one.
Can you advertise this new desire of yours on J-date? Say you want a kid on the first date or you're not interested. I'm sure there're plenty of chicks out there willing to carry your spawn.
Go on, you know it makes sense.
I say strap on a pair and give Lilit a call.
And tell your sister to give me a call.
It wasn’t easy probably to have three days strait of holyday and Shabbat.
Think god we don’t have that in Israel.
You know, a baby is cute and clean, only after him mother has changed his diaper and took care of him. Nothing comes for free.
Not to mention waking up in the middle of the night to feed him.
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