I'll be at the Mr. and Ms. Jew-S-A Pageant, maybe others, maybe see you there ...
Downtown Entertainment of the Hebrew Persuasion
The Big Jewish Quiz Thing
Wednesday, September 13 at 8PM
The Big Quiz Thing, NYC's live-trivia spectacular, presents a special-edition game-show smackdown, pitting New York’s savviest Jewish bigwigs against each other in a trivia contest of all things Hebraic. Joanna Angel (Burningangel.com), Adam Feldman (Time Out New York, New York Drama Critics’ Circle), Jesse Oxfeld (New York Magazine), Bex Schwartz (VH1), Michael Showalter (Stella, Comedy Central) and Tammy Faye Starlight (Evangelical Country Singer) test their Talmudic talent for a chance to win prizes and glory. Hosted by Ashkenazic quizmaster Noah Tarnow, Sephardic sidekick EDP, and gentile DJ GB.
"Mr. and Ms. Jew-S-A" Pageant
Thursday, September 14 at 8PM
You've heard of Miss USA, now we’re crowning “Mr. & Ms. Jew-S-A!” Watch and gasp as the contestants flaunt their talent, smarts and style in this pageant where looks are not everything. Hosted by Scotty the Blue Bunny and judged by Apollo Braun (Israeli Gashion designer), Jenny Romaine (Yiddish spectacle artist) and Danielle Abrams (Black Jewish ballroom dancing butch performance artist).
Saturday, September 16 at 9PM
The Big Apple's juiciest Jewesses strut their ample tuchuses in a bawdy burlesque revue for folks who like to keep their fantasies kosher. Downtown diva Raven Snook and bawdy broad Allison Tilsen preside over the festivities, which include titillating stripteases and sketches by the curvaceous Dottie Lux, the irreverent Little Brooklyn, ravishing Rose Wood, the very nubile Old Ma Femme, and almost wholesome Minnie Tonka. These aren't the girls you'd bring home to mother… although you'd definitely bring them home.
Advance tickets: (212) 780-0800 ext 221.
For more information, please contact Alyssa Abrahamson at ext 245 or Alyssa_Abrahamson@14StreetY.org